Every state has its quirks, and New Hampshire is no exception. Between the mountains, the lakes, and the fierce pride in doing things their own way, Granite Staters have a language all their own. Some sayings are born from local humor, others from generations of tradition — but all will make you smile if you’ve spent time in the state. Here are 10 funny sayings you’re most likely to hear in New Hampshire (and almost nowhere else).
1. “Live Free or Die — But Don’t Touch My Parking Spot.”
A twist on the state motto that shows just how serious locals can be about their convenience, especially in winter.
2. “If You Don’t Like the Weather, Wait Five Minutes.”
A classic New England phrase, but New Hampshire takes it to heart — snow in the morning, sunshine by lunch.
3. “It’s Not Cold, It’s ‘Good Sledding Weather.’”
Temperatures might be freezing, but to locals, that just means it’s perfect for outdoor fun.
4. “Ayuh.”
Not exactly a saying, but a single word packed with meaning — it can mean “yes,” “I agree,” or “I hear you.”
5. “I Can See Maine From Here.”
Said whenever someone gets a good view from the mountains or lakes, even if Maine is actually miles away.
6. “Mud Season is the Fifth Season.”
Between winter and spring, locals brace for muddy roads, muddy boots, and muddy everything.
7. “Leaf Peepers are Coming.”
A friendly-but-pointed way to say that fall tourists are about to flood the highways for foliage season.
8. “That Hill’s Not Bad — It’s Just a Bump.”
In a state full of steep climbs, locals downplay even the toughest terrain.
9. “You’re Not Lost, You’re Just Taking the Scenic Route.”
An optimistic way of admitting that you might have no idea where you are.
10. “We Don’t Pump Gas — We Pump Fists.”
A playful jab at states with full-service gas, paired with New Hampshire’s independent streak.
New Hampshire sayings are a mix of humor, pride, and practicality. They capture the spirit of a state that loves its freedom, embraces its unpredictable weather, and laughs at life’s quirks. If you spend enough time here, you might even start saying them yourself — and that’s when you’ll know you’ve truly gone Granite.
SOURCES
[1] https://949whom.com/words-and-phrases-only-heard-in-new-hampshire/
[2] https://www.hampshire-history.com/hampshire-sayings-and-folk-stories/
[3] https://wror.com/listicle/new-hampshires-top-25-slang-words
[4] https://www.adventurepangea.com/blog/40-new-england-sayings-you-need-to-know-for-your-next-adventure-there/
[5] https://wokq.com/new-hampshire-phrases/
