11 Missouri Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

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11 Missouri Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Here are 11 Missouri town names that’ll likely make your GPS have an existential crisis, along with their tricky pronunciations:

  1. Auxvasse – Pronounced “Of-aw-zzz”
  2. Bolivar – Pronounced “Ball-i-ver”
  3. Canalou – Pronounced “Ca-now-lou”
  4. Hayti – Pronounced “Hey-tie”
  5. Kearney – Pronounced “Car-knee”
  6. Laquey – Pronounced “Lake-way”
  7. Lebanon – Pronounced “Lebuh-nun”
  8. Milan – Pronounced “My-luhn”
  9. Nevada – Pronounced “Ne-vay-duh” (not like the state Nevada)
  10. Qulin – Pronounced “Q-lin”
  11. Versailles – Pronounced “Ver-sail-s” (not the French way)

These names reflect Missouri’s varied cultural roots and often confuse visitors and GPS systems alike.

SOURCES

(https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-05-21-missouris-most-mispronounced-cities-and-towns/)(https://www.kbia.org/arts-and-culture/2013-09-12/why-cant-missouri-pronounce-its-towns-right)(https://reader.ku.edu/sites/reader/files/2024-12/Missouri%20Place%20Names.pdf)(https://books.google.com/books/about/A_Pronunciation_Guide_to_Missouri_Place.html?id=V53xfpIiJ7MC)(https://www.reddit.com/r/missouri/comments/160ozgt/familiar_place_names_alternate_pronunciations/)

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