If You’ve Experienced These 10 Things, You’ve Lived in Alabama for Far Too Long

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If You’ve Experienced These 10 Things, You’ve Lived in Alabama for Far Too Long

If these 10 things sound familiar, it’s safe to say life in Alabama has left its mark—these classic habits and expressions reveal the heart of the Yellowhammer State.

10 Signs You’ve Lived in Alabama Far Too Long

You say “Y’all” without thinking: It’s second nature—everyone’s “y’all,” whether it’s two friends or a roomful.

You describe heavy rain as “a gully washer”: No measly “showers” in Alabama—only downpours fierce enough to wash away the porch.

You complain someone’s “all hat and no cattle”: Spotting bluffers and pretenders is a favorite regional sport.

You’ve been “full as a tick” at least once a month: Post-church suppers, barbecues, and holidays never leave anyone hungry.

You use “bless your heart” for sympathy, sarcasm, or shade: Tone matters; native speakers know exactly which is meant.

You give directions using “over yonder”: Everything’s somewhere “over yonder”—distance and precision not required.

You hear “Roll Tide!” used for nearly everything: Greeting, cheer, congratulations, or general exclamation—few phrases rival “Roll Tide!” for versatility.

Shopping carts are “buggies” and you “chunk” things away: Everyday errands are peppered with unmistakable lingo.

You “fixin’ to” do anything about to happen: Future plans, warnings, and suggestions all start with “fixin’ to”.

You know just how mad “madder than a wet hen” truly is: Alabama’s anger scale starts with this essential rural comparison.

Anyone nodding along likely calls somewhere in Alabama home—or was raised right by their “kinfolk” and “meemaw”

SOURCES

(https://wheninyourstate.com/alabama/12-phrases-only-a-true-alabama-local-says-and-understands/)(https://familydestinationsguide.com/common-phrases-in-alabama/)
(https://www.southernliving.com/southern-sayings-6534958)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfRa50EUpKg)
(https://matadornetwork.com/life/10-expressions-need-learn-coming-alabama/)

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