If You’ve Experienced These 10 Things, You’ve Lived in Louisiana for Far Too Long

Published On:
If You’ve Experienced These 10 Things, You’ve Lived in Louisiana for Far Too Long

Having experienced certain quirks and hardships is a strong sign someone’s lived in Louisiana for far too long. These range from adapting to the climate and cuisine, to developing an ingrained awareness of storms, critters, and the region’s unique culture.

Classic Louisiana Experiences

Weathered a major hurricane or flood—preparing and enduring intense storms and having a storm-season evacuation plan is routine.

Become immune to heat and humidity—sweating through the oppressive summer and managing constantly frizzy hair or sticky skin are daily facts of life.

Expert at dealing with bugs—mosquitoes, giant cockroaches, and all manner of “creepy crawlies” simply don’t faze you anymore.

Have a strong opinion about roux and gumbo—debating the best Cajun and Creole cooking, and knowing when a roux is “done right,” becomes a matter of personal pride.

Planned vacations and social life around Mardi Gras—knowing parade routes and “throws” schedules by heart, and making Mardi Gras plans months in advance, is second nature.

Miss Louisiana food everywhere else—realizing no other place makes proper gumbo, po’boys, crawfish, or boudin is one of your biggest complaints about leaving.

Know the discomfort of high pollution/pollen—living with high pollution, allergy seasons, and sometimes “Cancer Alley” concerns is simply part of the background.

Can’t imagine life without community festivals—from tiny town fairs to jazz and crawfish festivals, your social calendar depends on local celebrations.

Take extra safety measures out of habit—locks, gates, alarm systems, and a heightened sense of neighborhood watch in response to local crime rates.

Weathered economic and healthcare struggles—navigated tough local job markets and have strong opinions about the local healthcare system and challenges.

Cultural Hallmarks

Yelled “Throw me somethin’, mister!” at a parade.

See crawfish season as sacred and know how to peel them blindfolded.

Think humidity is an excuse for sweet tea.

Developed a unique “Southern” patience for traffic, government bureaucracy, or eccentric neighbors.

Living in Louisiana for years means more than just getting used to weather and wildlife—it’s absorbing the distinctive food, music, festivities, and even the hardships as part of daily identity.

SOURCES

(https://www.redfin.com/blog/pros-and-cons-of-living-in-louisiana/)
(https://gator995.com/10-things-that-will-make-you-regret-moving-to-louisiana/)(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhzpenCUGns)
(https://thehonestlocal.com/living-in-louisiana-moving/)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PYVNrpXyQ)

Leave a Comment