11 Washington Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

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11 Washington Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Virginia has many towns that will trip up even seasoned travelers with spellings that don’t match their local pronunciations. Here are 11 place names that almost no out-of-stater gets right on the first try, along with the correct way to say them.

Norfolk: Pronounced “NAW-fuk.” Make the second syllable short, not “Nor-folk”.

Staunton: Rhymes with “Stanton,” not “Stawn-ton” — it’s “STAN-ton”.

Buena Vista: Locally it’s “BYOO-nuh VIS-tuh” or “BEW-nah VISTA,” not the Spanish-style “BWAY-nah VEE-sta”.

Buchanan: It’s “buh-CAN-un” (almost “buh-cannon”), not like President “BYOO-kan-in”.

Pulaski: Say “pyew-LASS-key” or “pew-LAS-key,” not “pu-LAS-kee”.

Galax: The soft “GAY-lax,” not “Guh-LAX”.

Poquoson: Tricky spelling but it’s “puh-COH-sun,” not “Poe-kwa-son”.

Gloucester: Forget all the letters; just say “GLOSS-ter”.

Wytheville (and Wythe County): It’s “WITH-ville” and “with,” not “Why-th-ville”.

Fauquier: It’s “faw-KEER,” not “Faw-kwire” or “Faw-kway”.

Luray: Pronounced as if split in two: “LOO-ray,” not “Lur-ee”.

Mastering these local quirks is a challenge even for those well-traveled in the South, and Virginians are quick to spot outsiders who stumble over these town names.

SOURCES

(http://cohp.org/va/notes/placenames_pronunciation.html)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUDQQ32bgJk)
(https://dialects.wvu.edu/survey-and-quizzes/place-name-variations)(https://www.reddit.com/r/Virginia/comments/1e36sp3/what_virginia_towns_are_the_most_mispronounced_in/)(https://www.lexvanewcomers.org/proper-pronunciation-of-local-place-names/)

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