11 Illinois Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

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11 Illinois Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Here are 11 Illinois town names that are known for making GPS systems—and visitors—have an existential crisis when trying to pronounce them:

Tough Illinois Town Names to Say

Benld
Pronounced “Ben-ELD,” named after Benjamin L. Dorsey, who contributed his initials to the town name.

Kaskaskia
Said as “kas-KAS-kee-uh,” named after a Native American tribe that once lived in the area.

Versailles
Pronounced “ver-SAILS,” unlike the French city’s “ver-SIGH”.

Cairo
Said “KAY-ro,” not like the Egyptian “KAI-ro”.

Bourbonnais
Pronounced either close to “Bur-bone-ay” or “Bur-bon-iss,” with locals varying in preference.

Mattoon
Correctly pronounced “MATT-toon,” often mispronounced as “Muh-toon”.

Eldorado
Pronounced “EL-do-RAY-do,” notably different from how it looks.

Athens
Pronounced with a hard “A,” as in “AY-thens,” not “Ah-thens”.

San Jose
Locally pronounced “San Joes,” unlike the West Coast “San Ho-say”.

LeRoy
Pronounced “Luh-ROY,” with emphasis on the second syllable.

Monticello
Said as “Mon-ti-CHEL-lo,” with a clear “chel” syllable not like the Italian “Mon-tee-CHELL-o”.

These tricky pronunciations come from Illinois’ mix of Native American, French, and European origins, making even local GPS sometimes hesitate before offering directions.

SOURCES

(https://secretchicago.com/benld-illinois-hardest-town-to-pronounce-mental-floss/)(https://www.rd.com/list/difficult-to-pronounce-towns/)
(https://979kickfm.com/11-of-the-most-mispronounced-towns-by-illinois-tourist/)(https://www.reddit.com/r/centralillinois/comments/wtcm7j/what_are_some_commonly_mispronounced_or_hard_to/)
(https://www.mentalfloss.com/geography/maps/hardest-to-pronounce-town-name-in-every-state-map)

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