Here are 10 hilarious sayings you’ll only hear in Oklahoma:
- “Hotter than a stolen tamale.” — A colorful way to describe Oklahoma’s famously scorching summers.
- “That wind’ll blow you straight to Texas.” — Refers to the relentless, strong Oklahoma winds.
- “I’m fixin’ to…” — A common phrase meaning “I’m about to” or “I’m getting ready to.”
- “It’s colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra.” — A humorous way to say it’s extremely cold.
- “Slicker than snot on a door knob.” — Describes something very slick or slippery.
- “Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.” — Means feeling extremely nervous or uneasy.
- “Colder than a well digger’s ass.” — Another vivid expression meaning very cold.
- “I could cut glass with my nipples right now!” — A quirky way to say it’s freezing.
- “Hang in there like a hair in a cheeseburger.” — A funny way to tell someone to hold on tight or endure.
- “I wouldn’t trade you for a three-legged billy goat.” — An affectionate way to say someone is very valuable or loved despite quirks.
These sayings capture the humor and colorful personality of Oklahoma’s folks, often with vivid, rustic imagery that is unique to the state’s culture.
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