11 Washington Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

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11 Washington Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Here are 11 Washington state town names that commonly confuse GPS systems and outsiders due to their unique and non-phonetic pronunciations:

  1. Puyallup – Pronounced “pew-AL-up,” often mistaken as “poo-YALL-up.” It’s famous for the Washington State Fair.
  2. Anacortes – Correctly said as “ANNA-kortis,” not “Anna-CORTS”.
  3. Asotin – Pronounced “ass-SOH-tin,” not “as-oh-TIN”.
  4. Chehalis – Pronounced “Shh-HAY-lis,” not “CHEE-hal-IS”.
  5. Chelan – Said “Shill-ANN,” not “CHILL-lan”.
  6. Entiat – Pronounced “inny-AT,” often mispronounced as “IN-tee-OUGHT”.
  7. Ephrata – Correct is “EE-fray-duh,” not “EFF-ruh-tuh”.
  8. Pateros – Pronounced “PIT-tare-US” with “tare” rhyming with “dare”.
  9. Pend Oreille County – Pronounced “Ponder-RAY,” not “Pend-or-REALLY”.
  10. Sequim – Said “SKWIM,” not “see-KWIM”.
  11. Steilacoom – Pronounced “STILL-a-come,” not “STEAL-a-comb”.

These towns reflect the state’s rich Native American, French, and pioneer heritage, influencing complex pronunciations that often baffle newcomers and GPS alike, making Washington’s geographic vocabulary a fun but bewildering challenge for many.

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[1](https://kpq.com/ixp/1137/p/washington-town-name-challenges/)
[2](https://newstalk870.am/ixp/139/p/washington-city-among-the-most-difficult-to-pronounce-in-wa/)
[3](https://thequake1021.com/how-do-you-say-puyallup/)
[4](https://kw3.com/how-do-you-say-puyallup/)
[5](https://keyw.com/10-washington-state-town-names-that-dont-sound-like-washington/)

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