Here are 10 hilarious sayings you’ll only hear in Florida, capturing the unique humor and spirit of the Sunshine State:
- “Florida: Where ‘winter’ is just a state of mind.”
- “In Florida, we don’t tan – we rust.”
- “I’m on a seafood diet in Florida. I see food, I eat it.”
- “Florida – where every day is a beach day.”
- “I’m allergic to winter, that’s why I live in Florida.”
- “In Florida, every day is flip flop day.”
- “Why don’t Floridians own umbrellas? They can’t tell if it’s raining or just really humid.”
- “How do Floridians know it’s cold? People start wearing closed-toe shoes.”
- “Florida: Where the only white Christmas is on the beaches.”
- “If there’s a will, there’s a wave.”
These sayings reflect Florida’s warm weather, relaxed lifestyle, and quirky local attitude humorously.
SOURCES
[1](https://www.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/pnzkoj/looking_for_slang_words_and_phrases_from_all_over/)
[2](https://haleyblackall.com/florida-puns-florida-jokes-for-instagram/)
[3](https://wheninyourstate.com/florida/17-hilarious-sayings-youll-only-hear-in-florida/)
[4](https://passporttoeden.com/funny-travel-quotes/)
[5](https://www.southernliving.com/southern-sayings-6534958)
